“I Know Words, I Have the Best Words”
T Rump, the Wordsmith.
In his own words.
On governing, “Nobody knows the system better than then me, which is why I alone can fix it.” T Rump the Psychopathic Narcissist.
On seducing women, “…when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p***y.” T Rump the Sexual Predator.
On incest, “…if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.” T Rump the Perverted Sexual Predator.
On Mexicans, “They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.” T Rump the Xenophobe.
On Muslim immigrants, “Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States….” T Rump the Islamophobe.
On sexual orientation, “…please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military.” T Rump the Homophobe.
In defense of white supremacists protesting in Charlottesville, VA, “…Very fine people….” T Rump the Racist.
On contrived campaign malfeasance, “Terrible. Just found out that Obama had my ‘wires tapped’ in Trump Tower….” T Rump the Conspiracy Theorist.
On in-kind Russian campaign contributions, “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you find the 30,000 [Hillary] emails that are missing.” T Rump the Conspirator.
On stolen oppo campaign research, “I love Wikileaks.” T Rump the Colluder.
On trusting Putin’s denial of Russian campaign intrusion over American intelligence agencies, “President Putin says it’s not Russia. I don’t see any reason why it would be,” T Rump, Putin’s “Useful Idiot.”
On violence against hecklers at campaign rallies, “Knock the crap out of them would you? Seriously, ok?” T Rump the Belligerent Bully.
On the possibility of eliminating presidential term limits, “President for life…I think it’s great. Maybe we’ll have to give that a shot someday,” T Rump the Wannabe Tyrant.
On climate change, “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” T Rump the Science Denier.
On absolute authority, “Nobody disobeys me. Nobody!” T Rump the Dictator.
In real estate terms, the space between T Rump’s ears is a vacant lot. It’s gone unattended for more than seventy-two years and, today, does not possess any of the intrinsic elements needed to support development or growth.
Yes, T Rump has many more consequential words to ponder, but deference to your time and patience and acceptable word length of this letter, I must, in Bill Barr’s memorable metaphor, “land this plane.”
In summary, per our noted wordsmith,
…there is no better word than stupid!”
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