Author: Harry Herget

The New Stupid

  The New Stupid 7:00 AM (1 hour ago) In the time of COVID-19, we are witnessing a new breed of Stupid. After all the warnings on the dangers associated with this new viral contagion — 6 ft of personal separation, no gatherings of more than ten people, shelter at home, self quarantine when you have symptoms — Stupid has emerged as a reverse contagion. Stupid spreads rampant among those who’ve placed their faith in their leader, “Stupid the Incredible”.  You can see the New Stupids frolicking on beaches in Florida, congregating at bars, Churches, impromptu concerts; virtually anywhere they see fit. When asked, “Are you not worried about the spread of COVID-19?”, they echo their beloved leader, “Why?… I feel fine and this whole thing is a Democratic hoax.” There you have it. The New Stupids are the easiest, most vulnerable to contract COVID-19. Everyone knows someone who’s one of the New Stupids. If you’re not Stupid, you know exactly what to do. ### 30 ###...

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The New Colonial America

The New Colonial America In the time of COVID-19, the United States has devolved into a modern version of 16th century Colonial America. We’ve grown from 13 to 50 colonies today, but the original rule of governance prevails once again: “You’re on your own.” Colonial New York has asserted itself as a regional leader in the war against this new pandemic and managed to create a regional amalgam of contiguous Colonies. Our federal government, once revered as a repository of the Colonies collective trust and the culmination of their need for something greater than their individual selves; a synergistic pinnacle of their combined need for a united governmental force capable of fulfilling needs and combating threats too large for them to handle on their own. That once needed, “United Force”, is gone. The Colonies need to learn from history and respond like they did to the Stamp Act, taxation without representation, the Boston Massacre and the Boston Tea Party…they unified. It’s time to convene a new Colonial Congress, repudiate and nullify our current federal government and create a new United States of America. America the beautiful is on life support and needs the Colonies to restore the grandeur and preeminence of the United States of America. ### 30 ###...

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Declaration of War

  Declaration of War Millions of commercial square feet are available across the country in big box stores that have closed and vacated the premises.  These stores range in size from 50,000 to 200,000 sq ft. Expect more and more of these large spaces to become available over the next few months. All of these are in convenient locations to population centers and ideal to house Mobile Army Surgical Hospitals/MASH units. Congress should DECLARE WAR on Corona Virus, bypass the impotent White House, engage the military and put the country on a war footing. Mobilize our strategic stockpiles of medical supplies; redirect qualified manufacturers to shift production to wartime necessities; assign military medical personnel to man MASH units and military admin personnel to handle logistics. T Rump is a national health hazard and should be quarantined now. Reply Forward...

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Narciscide

Narciscide The act of killing oneself by considering any threat to your life to be false; a sign of weakness; a hoax; beneath you; only affects others; worthy of being...

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In The Time Of COVID-19

    In the time of COVID-19. My wife and I feel we’re living a nightmare. Unreal.  Unprecedented.  Uncomfortable. Should we go to the grocery store? To Starbucks? To McDonalds? Or should we hunker down and make some chicken salad? This is a moment when Church and State converge.  No matter how disruptive, disgusting, dismaying T Rump behaves, he caved when faced with an historic, even messianic Act of God.   COVID-19 is an invisible, unavoidable, omnipotent global menace; a deadly wraith that envelopes the world. If you favor T Rump because he “shakes things up”, you favor a false idol.  Only God can shake things up and his/her power is now on full, undeniable display. There are no safe havens, whether next door or on the other side of the world where one can escape and be free from harm. When an invisible, omnipotent force has this much impact on your thoughts and actions, what does this feel like to you? When an invisible, omnipotent force expands and heightens your concern for yourself, your family, friends and even strangers, what does this feel like to you? When an invisible, omnipotent force dominates your attention, shapes your habits and redefines your values, what does this feel like to you? When faux evangelicals believe T Rump is Christ-like, your ignorance, self-righteousness and misguided faith is on full display to the...

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